A few days back I was just surfing through the net when I came up with a website in google results named “whorerepresents.com”. It was too hilarious to read that in one breath, but in actual it was ” who represents.com”. This is a social news website which presents you with news from the entertainment industry and from athletics via their professional representatives. Nobody could ever think about that, guessing from that domain!
Then I thought to make a list of really funny domain names on the internet and I came up with many hilarious domains.
Everyone knows about Yahoo, Google, Bing, etc. But did you know there
is a domain named: http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com?
If you are lazy enough to read that number or thinking what it means, then let me tell you that it is the value of mathematical constant ‘PI’ . They have converted the value of famous mathematical constant into a domain name! However, there is more to have. If you go to their site, you
can find out the value of PI to the one-millionth places after the decimal. There are not just useless sites with a funny name, but many of them are serious in nature. Like
http://www.sexisforfags.com and http://www.ironhymen.com
which with their funny domain name also try to teach the dangers of
having sex early in life, to young kids. Very appreciable effort.
There are few domain names, which could force you to shy out while sharing them with others like
Master bait and tackle is a fishing equipment shop in Bonita Beach, Florida. I don’t know how they share promote their website orally!!
Few other shining names in this category are ‘penisland.net’ and expertsexchange.com. The former one is a business site for custom pens. They design pens in order and sell them. Later one is a search website where you can search categories according to your interest.
If you think that’s funny, then you will be amused to see more hysterical results.
Unlike the domains mentioned above, this site changed its name after a few months of publishing. And of course, it should do. Now when you enter ‘dicksonweb.com’ you are redirected to ‘dicksondata.com’ i know that feeling, I too read that domain twice before believing. It is some gadget site, related to business enterprises.
There is some occasion at your place and you want cars for rent, then, consider this site. Do read slowly. www.budget.co.ck.
Ck basically stands for cook islands, located near New Zealand.
www.oldmanshaven.com was the website I could not understand what exactly it was. Later by clicking on the link I found that its ‘old man’s heaven’. That was typically a ‘LOL’ moment for me. It’s a service booking website for visitors planning to visit Hocking hills in Ohio, USA. There you can book your cabin at reasonable costs.
Here is a list of funny domains names
1. www.itscrap.com – Is that IT Scrap or Its crap?
2. www.speedofart.com – Speed of art or Speedo fart
3. www.llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.com – the actual name of a Welsh town and the World’s Longest Single Word Domain Name!
4. www.childrenswear.co.uk – Those children may look nice in their new clothes, but their language is appalling.
5. www.choosespain.com – Pack some painkillers for that holiday in Spain
6. www.americanscrapmetal.com – American Scrap Metal or Americans Crap Metal??
7. www.amigonefuneralhome.com – Am I gone? Not yet, but you will be one day, so maybe have a word with Amigone Funeral home….
8. www.theoneillbuilding.com – The One Ill Building. I don’t think I’d want to live there. I’d prefer to live at The O’neill Building.
9. www.teachersbs.co.uk – Teachers Building Society. That’s certainly is BS domain name say no more
10. www.80shits.com – “Eurrgh! I’d prefer not to look at that if you don’t mind Oh you meant 80’s Hits?”
Some more funny domains
URL – Meant to Read – What it’s Not
1) americanscrapmetal.com – American Scrap Metal – Americans Crap Metal
2) analemma.org – Analemma – Anal Emma
3) bendover.com – Ben Dover – Bend Over
4) bigalsonline.com – Big Al’s Online – Bi Gals Online
5) bitefartcate.rs – Bitef Art Café – Bite Fart Café
6) childrenswear.co.uk* – Children’s Wear – Children Swear
7) choosespain.com – Choose Spain – Chooses Pain
8) dicksonweb.com* – Dickson Web – Dicks on Web
9) expertsexchange.com – Experts Exchange – Expert Sex Change
10) ferrethandjobs.com* – Ferreth and Jobs – Ferret Hand Jobs
11) gayadesign.com – Gaya Design – Gay a Design
12) itscrap.com – IT Scrap – It’s Crap
13) kidsexchange.net – Kids Exchange – Kid Sex Change
14) ladrape.com – La Drape – Lad Rape
15) lesbocages.com – Les Bocages – Lesbo Cages
17) molestationnursery.com – Mole Station Nursery – Molestation Nursery
18) mp3shit.com – Mp3s Hit – Mp3 Shit
19) oddsextractor.com – Odds Extractor – Odd Sex Tractor
20) penisland.net – Pen Island – Penis Land
21) potsofart.com – Posts of Art – Pot So Fart
22) powergenitalia.com – Powergen Italia – Power Genitalia
23) speedofart.com – Speed of Art – Speedo Fart
24) swissbit.ch* – Swiss Bit – Swiss Bitch
25) teacherstalking.org – Teachers Talking – Teacher Stalking
26) thenewstalkers.com – The News Talkers – The New Stalkers
27) therapist.com – Therapist – The Rapist
28) therapistinabox.com – Therapist in a Box – The Rapist in a Box
29) therapsitfinder.com – Therapist Finder – The Rapist Finder
30) whorepresents.com – Who Represents – Whore Presents
31) wintersexexpress.com – Winters Express – Winter Sex Press
* childrenswear.co.uk has changed to boyswear.co.uk
* Dicksonweb.com is now dicksondata.com, which should read Dickson Data – still weird though.
* Ferrethandjobs.com has now changed to ferrethjobs.com
* Swissbit.ch is now swissbit.com – lucky them there was a .com available.
Internet is full with funny domain names, but as the saying goes ‘don’t judge a book by its cover’, similarly don’t judge a website by its domain name. You should be careful while choosing a domain name for your blog or site or you may be a part of the above list.